If you could have any power, which would you choose?

A Muggle confronts you and says that they are sure you are into Maledom. Do you:

Late at night, walking alone down the street, you hear the voice of a woman: "Help! I'm being raped". You:

How would you like to be known to history?

You are at a party, and a wizard offers you a goblet of potion. Which potion would you be more tempted to accept?

Which of the following would you most hate people to call you?

You and a friend need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll who insists on fucking one of you before he will let all of you pass. Do you:

Which of the following would you most like to have sex with?

Pink or Black?